Jim: We think of it as mainstreet, but to the rest of the country it's Sunset Strip.
You're listening to KAOS in Los Angeles.

I like staying with my Uncle Dave
And I like playing with his great dane
But I don't fit, I feel alien and strange
Kinda outta range

I like riding in my Uncle's car
Down to the beach where the pretty girls all parade
And movie stars and paparazzi
Play the Charles Atlas kicking sand in the face game

And I sit in the canyon with my back to the sea
There's a blood red dragon on a field of green
Calling me back
Back to the Black Hills again
Ooh, ooh, Billy come home

Billy is searching for his native land
Flicking through the stations with the dial in his head
Picking up -------------- and
A male voice choir on the short wave band

Billy taps out Jim's number on the 'phone
Sits shaking as he waits for Jim's answering tone
Come on my friend, speak to me please
The land of my fathers is calling to me
And I sit in the canyon with my back to the sea
There's a blood red dragon on a field of green
Calling me back, back to the Black Hills again

Ooh, ooh, Billy come home
Come on home

He sits in the canyon with his back to the sea
Sees a blood red dragon on a field of green
He hears a male voice choir singing Billy come home
Billy, Billy, come home
Come on home

Californian Weirdo: I don't like fish. Marine fish.

Californian Weirdo: I don't like fish.

(Morse Code:  "dock ... oh time(?) is turning ... the party's over but you are not")

Jim: You are listening to KAOS here in Los Angeles.
Californian Weirdo: I don't like fish.

Jim: Yes, we've established that. Ah! Do you have a request?
Californian Weirdos: Shellfish, guppy, salmon, shrimp and crab and lobster,
flounder.I hate fish, but I think most of all I hate fresh fish, like trout.
I hate fresh trout. My least-hated, favourite fish would be sole. That way you
don't have to see the eyes.  Sole has no eyes.
Jim: Oh no!
I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog
Jim: Thankyou.
I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog
I'd like to be home with my monkey and my dog

I'd like to be home with my monkey ...
Jim: They don't care. Shut up. Play the record.